The Holy Ultraspace Federation of Caribbean United Republic is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Admiral Nathaniel with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 874 million Caribbeanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Of Spain. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Caribbeanias economy, worth 81.8 trillion Caribbean Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,579 Caribbean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caribbean United Republic's national animal is the Scarlet Ibis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caribbean United Republic is ranked 17,404^th in the world and 23^rd in Astoria for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,287.69 on the Clooney Contribution Index.